hotgoth: I HEARD MY BROTHER MASTURBATING SO I WENT UP TO HIS DOOR AND YELLED “CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR KRABS” AND HE STARTED CHASING ME
One tectonic plate bumped into another and said… “Sorry, my fault.”
joydivsion: some people are so cute i just wow congratulations on your dna
glueball: this is the first one of...
megshitthepostlimit: do you hear that? it’s the sound of millions of glee bloggers returning
chibisokka: endofunctor: thoughtsfromatwistedmind: The word “Government” is derived from the word “Govern”, meaning “to control”, and the root of the Latin word “Mentis”, meaning “the mind”… i see this every so often and every time i get a little more annoyed because that’s not at all how words work The word “Condiment” is derived from the word “Condi”, meaning “Condoleezza Rice”, and the...
sprayinsomeerisol: shaggyfaic: thevantastrio: fempora: psiifloor: So this idea popped into my head and then my internet died so I made it happen. Enjoy. ((GUYS GUYS LOOK)) thats so adorable. Psst.Alseyourartwasonmydashagain. ALSE WAIT YOU DREW THIS?!?!?!? IT’S THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER OMG.
my blog is an inconsistent piece of shit but at least i have fun
twlboaj: uzunehitori: lonelybabexvx: No, I will not be nice to you if you’re not vegan. Yes, I will make you feel bad for not being vegan. No, I won’t respect you for being a piece of shit if you know why you should be vegan. Yes, I am better than you for being vegan. #just like im better than you for not being an asshole no im pretty sure you’re still being an asshole omg people...
are u feeling sinful 2nite
davechokingonjohnshugedick: lonely nun looking 4 fun m/m relationship interests include holy matrimony and snoop dogg 13/m/texas raise your hands if you belieb
The fricking cats in this neighborhood, ever since millie died, there are carts everywhere! And they’re like, attacking eachother its ridiculous.